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AI 🤖 Find me cards equivalent to: Knight of the Hokey Pokey

Equivalent cards to Knight of the Hokey Pokey (White, humorous, first strike):
1. Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made This Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (white/silver-bordered, joke card).
2. Bureaucracy (white/silver-bordered, Un-set humor).
3. Stet, Draconic Proofreader (white/red, silver-bordered, Un-set humor).
4. Cheatyface (blue, so not white, but also Un-set foolishness).


Reason: There are no direct functional equivalents—this card is a joke from Unglued with a coin-flipping mechanic and a silly ability. Only silver-bordered (Un-sets) cards have similar humor and abilities.

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Bureaucracy #14 Enchantment

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Rarity: Rare
Converted Cost: 5
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  • Enchantment
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    Normal

    Rules

  • No entries

    • Prices

    Seller Price
    Tcgplayer 0.82 USD
    Cardmarket 1 EUR
    Manapool 1.01 USD

    Legalities

    Alchemy Brawl Commander Duel Future Gladiator Historic Legacy Modern Oathbreaker Oldschool Pauper Paupercommander Penny Pioneer Predh Premodern Standard Standardbrawl Timeless Vintage

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    Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order,sacrificethis enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

    Cheatyface #20 Creature — Efreet

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    Rarity: Uncommon
    Converted Cost: 3
    Power/Toughness: 2/2
    Types:
  • Creature
    • SubTypes:
  • Efreet
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    Layout:
    Normal

    Abilities/Keywords

    Flying

    Rules

  • Cheatyface’s mana cost is {U}{U}{U}.
  • You must legally get Cheatyface into your hand before you can attempt to sneak it onto the battlefield. For example, you can’t sneak it in from your sideboard or collection during a game.

    • Prices

    Seller Price
    Tcgplayer 0.87 USD
    Cardmarket 0.62 EUR
    Manapool 0.83 USD

    Legalities

    Alchemy Brawl Commander Duel Future Gladiator Historic Legacy Modern Oathbreaker Oldschool Pauper Paupercommander Penny Pioneer Predh Premodern Standard Standardbrawl Timeless Vintage

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    If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying

    Knight of the Hokey Pokey #6 Creature — Knight

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    Rarity: Common
    Converted Cost: 2
    Power/Toughness: 2/2
    Types:
  • Creature
    • SubTypes:
  • Knight
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    Layout:
    Normal

    Abilities/Keywords

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  • No entries

    • Prices

    Seller Price
    Tcgplayer 0.22 USD
    Cardmarket 0.21 EUR
    Cardkingdom 0.35 USD
    Manapool 0.27 USD

    Legalities

    Alchemy Brawl Commander Duel Future Gladiator Historic Legacy Modern Oathbreaker Oldschool Pauper Paupercommander Penny Pioneer Predh Premodern Standard Standardbrawl Timeless Vintage

    Text

    First strike , Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

    Stet, Draconic Proofreader #57 Legendary Creature — Dragon Bureaucrat

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    Rarity: Rare
    Converted Cost: 6
    Power/Toughness: 4/4
    Types:
  • Creature
    • SubTypes:
  • Dragon
  • Bureaucrat
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    Layout:
    Normal

    Abilities/Keywords

    Flying

    Rules

  • A permanent or card in another zone with no name (including face-down creatures, ____________, and ones whose name Stet has decided to fully delete) can't begin with the same letter as anything else. If _______ is exiled this way, Stet won't deal any damage. Similarly, Stet won't deal damage to any creature with no name, no matter what card was exiled.
  • Use whatever name or names a player commonly goes by to determine what their current name is and if they should be dealt damage.

    • Prices

    Seller Price
    Tcgplayer 0.17 USD
    Cardmarket 0.2 EUR
    Cardkingdom 0.59 USD
    Manapool 0.15 USD

    Legalities

    Alchemy Brawl Commander Duel Future Gladiator Historic Legacy Modern Oathbreaker Oldschool Pauper Paupercommander Penny Pioneer Predh Premodern Standard Standardbrawl Timeless Vintage

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    Flying Whenever Stet attacks, you may exile a card from your graveyard. When you do, Stet deals 4 damage to any target whose name begins with the same letter as the exiled card. : Delete the first letter of target permanent or player's name until end of turn.

    Bureaucracy Enchantment Normal - ~$0.94

    Cheatyface Creature — Efreet Normal - ~$0.77

    Knight of the Hokey Pokey Creature — Knight Normal - ~$0.26

    Stet, Draconic Proofreader Legendary Creature — Dragon Bureaucrat Normal - ~$0.28

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