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AI 🤖 Find me cards equivalent to: Zo-Zu the Punisher

Equivalent cards to Zo-Zu the Punisher (red, land punishment):
1. Ankh of Mishra – Artifact, deals 2 damage when a land enters the battlefield.
2. Manabarbs – Red enchantment, deals 1 damage when a land is tapped for mana.
3. Painful Quandary (black, but similar in effect for playing spells instead of lands.)

Ankh of Mishra is the closest functional equivalent, as it also punishes land drops directly.

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Ankh of Mishra #263 Artifact

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Converted Cost: 2
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  • It determines the land's controller at the time the ability resolves. If the land leaves the battlefield before the ability resolves, the land's last controller before it left is used.
  • This triggers on any land entering. This includes playing a land or putting a land onto the battlefield using a spell or ability.
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    Whenever a land enters, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

    Manabarbs #212 Enchantment

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    Rarity: Rare
    Converted Cost: 4
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  • This card has a triggered ability that causes a separate effect for 1 point of damage each time a land is tapped for mana.
  • If any lands are tapped for mana while a player is casting a spell or activating an ability, Manabarbs’s ability will trigger that many times and wait. When the player finishes casting that spell or activating that ability, it’s put on the stack, then Manabarbs’s triggered abilities are put on the stack on top of it. The Manabarbs abilities will resolve first.
  • On the other hand, a player can tap lands for mana, let the Manabarbs triggered abilities be put on the stack, and then respond to those abilities by casting an instant or activating an ability using that mana. In that case, the spell or ability will resolve first.
  • The ability will trigger each time a land is tapped for mana. Each ability is separate.
  • This ability is not a mana ability. It goes on the stack and can be responded to.
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    Seller Price
    Cardmarket 4.31 EUR

    Legalities

    Alchemy Brawl Commander Duel Future Gladiator Historic Legacy Modern Oathbreaker Oldschool Pauper Paupercommander Penny Pioneer Predh Premodern Standard Standardbrawl Timeless Vintage

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    Whenever a player taps a land for mana, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

    Painful Quandary #73 Enchantment

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    Rarity: Rare
    Converted Cost: 5
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  • Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Painful Quandary's ability triggers and goes on the stack on top of it. It will resolve before the spell does.
  • Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Painful Quandary's ability triggers and goes on the stack on top of it. It will resolve before the spell does.
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    Tcgplayer 1.48 USD / 9.68 USD
    Cardmarket 1.04 EUR / 5 EUR
    Cardkingdom 2.49 USD / 5.99 USD
    Cardsphere 1.86 USD
    Manapool 0.92 USD 3.23 USD 12.49 USD

    Legalities

    Alchemy Brawl Commander Duel Future Gladiator Historic Legacy Modern Oathbreaker Oldschool Pauper Paupercommander Penny Pioneer Predh Premodern Standard Standardbrawl Timeless Vintage

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    Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless theydiscarda card.

    Zo-Zu the Punisher #200 Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior

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    Converted Cost: 3
    Power/Toughness: 2/2
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  • Goblin
  • Warrior
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  • No entries
  • Prices

    Seller Price
    Tcgplayer 14.44 USD / 77.5 USD
    Cardmarket 9.72 EUR / 28.52 EUR
    Cardkingdom 16.99 USD / 79.99 USD
    Cardsphere 13.95 USD
    Manapool 0.92 USD 3.23 USD 12.49 USD

    Legalities

    Alchemy Brawl Commander Duel Future Gladiator Historic Legacy Modern Oathbreaker Oldschool Pauper Paupercommander Penny Pioneer Predh Premodern Standard Standardbrawl Timeless Vintage

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    Whenever a land enters, Zo-Zu deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

    Ankh of Mishra Artifact Normal

    Manabarbs Enchantment Normal - ~$4.31

    Painful Quandary Enchantment Normal - ~$4.42

    Zo-Zu the Punisher Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior Normal - ~$25.78

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