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Creature — Vampire Guest
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Flying, haste When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

Card Information

Color: B
Identifies: B
Cost:
CMC: 3
Types: Creature
Subtypes: Vampire Guest
P/T: 2 / 1
Rarity: common
Languages:
Layout: normal
Rank:
#20,091
Saltiness:
0.27 / 4.0

Official Rulings

2022-10-07
Each die is identified by the number of faces it has. A six-sided die is a die with six equally likely outcomes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. The roll must be fair. Although physical dice are recommended, digital substitutes are allowed except in cases where the physical die is required for the effect.
2022-10-07
If a die is rerolled, the original roll essentially never happened: it doesn't cause any abilities to trigger, and no effect that cares about die rolls will consider it.
2022-10-07
If an ability triggers "whenever you roll a die," it will trigger whenever you roll any die, including the planar die. This is a change from previous Un- rules. Some abilities use the result to determine part of the effect. If you get a non-numerical result (currently just the planar die, but the future is long), that part of the effect won't do anything.
2022-10-07
If the result is 0 or less, because of modifications to the result, you won't lose any life. You also won't gain any life if the result is somehow negative.
2022-10-07
Results can be numbers not ordinarily possible on a six-sided die. Spells like Scooch can change the result to 0 or 7, for example.
2022-10-07
Some effects may modify the result of a die roll. This may be part of the instruction to roll a die, or it may come from other cards. Anything that references the "result" of a die roll is looking for the result after these modifications.
2022-10-07
Something in the game must tell you to roll a die. If you roll a die for any other reason (to simulate a coin flip, to choose pizza toppings, to create alternate timelines), that roll doesn't count.

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